The most misunderstood vegetable

I sit here writing this after scanning the leftovers from, stage one the pre-drink, to a bachelor party.
I think cauliflower is quite possibly the most misunderstood vegetable. I say this because as I look around a now empty room all that was once edible has disappeared: the chips, gone, fruit, gone, salsa, gone. Amongst the rubble of empty beer bottles and discarded pizza boxes alone sits the cauliflower. Platters that were filled with carrots, broccoli, celery and of course the cauliflower have only one remaining. A day filled with 12 guys drinking, eating, playing foosball and watching football managed to ravage everything edible or drinkable in the apartment with the exception of the cauliflower. Why would this be if not for a lack of understanding as to what this vegetable is.